how awkward are you on a scale from one to miranda cosgrove riding a candycane
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“Click here for more hipster on your dash!”
Click here for my foot up your ass.
i clicked nothing happend
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Friend: when I'm single, no one wants me
Friend: when I'm taken, everyone wants me
Me: no one ever wants me so lol
